Saturday, January 17, 2015

The talks I have with my inner unicorn

Hey you!
 I missed you a lot since I dropped off the face of the earth.
Where have I been?
No not with another man, baby I can explain.
That would be one heck of a long post. I mean my life has been a concoction of love, betrayal, struggle and finding your way.
       Oh my God is my life a Judy Blume novel? Gah that sucks. But I'm your ray of sunshine! With a silver lining of black, Okay enough of this long drawn out sentences.
My life has been a mess but a mess I'm grateful for. So I'm still living in Ga with my mom, sister and brother oh and my dog Bailey. My older sister who we moved down here with when she got her masters moved to upper state NY. Yeah. What do I say after that, hm, well we've always had money problems, moving down here wasn't our first choice, we moved here with the added intention of helping her out during a stressful time for her, and us getting back on our feet. Well flash forward two almost three years later and she's on her feet and still struggling. Ugh I told myself I wasn't gonna get so dark this early in the day.
        Let's talk about something fun like my obsessions. That’s going to take a post all in it’s self. But this post is helping me out so here I go.  

Oh my gosh the cat's playing with a q-tip!

Ok, ok, what kind of obsessions? I have a lot of those. That's when you come in to help. Oh wow you look great today. New hair cut?
You: You do know I'm a figment of your imagination right?

Me: Maybe, but you still look great. Where should I start?

You: I don't know, how about your favorite movies that not porn.

Me: I don't watch porn.

You: Sure, come on three favorite movies.

Me: Wait new or old?

You: New, save your old ones for someone who cares.

Me: Okay, okay *whispers* rude.

You: I heard that.

Me: Of course you did.

Movies
1. Guardians of the Galaxy.
2. Snow piercer
3. Stuck in love How to train your dragon 2
You: Ha, stuck in love really? It’s not even that new.

Me: What? It's a good representation of people, And it has Logan Lerman in it. :3

You: Haha, do you line dry your panties too?

Me: You know what fine! I'm changing it!

You: Did that make you feel better?

Me: Shut it, what’s next?

T.V Shows.
1. Peaky Blinders
2. Adventure Time!
3. Arrow and The Flash.
4. Penny Dreadful  
You: Wow, I don’t know what to say.
Bite me.
You: I got a serious question for you.

Me: Shoot.

You: What are you plans for this page?

Me: I-uh- wanna write. I want to become someone.

You: Anyone can write, you and I both know you keep dropping this blog to the last on your to-do list.

Me: Yeah, but I think I’m going to keep doing it this time. I just thought that the things I’ve had to say were stupid and too short.

You: Some people like short and stupid.

Me: You’re right.

You: Ready for the lighting round?

Me: What?

You: GO!

Favorite musicians/Bands?
1. Jake Bugg
2. Good Charlotte
3. Eminem
4. Deer Tick
5. Bayside
6. Blink 182
7. My Chemical Romance

Favorite Video games?
1. Last of us
2. Assassins creed
3. Fallout 3
Favorite YouTubers?
1. Charlieissocoollike
2. Grace Helbig
3. Amazing Phil.
Bam! I did it!

You: Can we end this blog now?

Me:Yeah Ill start working on the post for tomorrow!
Byee!

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